graceebooks:

men at large feel like they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy

what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need

curlysassybullshit:

bbcradioone:

apparently it costs $21,000 to hire 1d for a night does tha tmean harry costs $4200 for a night im willing to save up that much for harry styles for the night 

I assume you mean to play with each other’s hair and bake cookies and watch girly movies and talk about boys because I’m pretty sure thats the only thing Harry Styles will do with a girl at night

jaesama:

why do we always get shitty pictures of zayn, but then we get pictures of harry and you can literally count his nose hairs???

whores:

whores:

Don’t cry because its over

cry because you’re ugly

rodneykong:

i wouldnt wish an ingrown toenail on my worst enemy

fatwink:

undeniable proof

lzbth:

‘im not a feminist’ ‘why?’ ‘because i don’t hate men’

multipack:

sorry but i think we should break up, it’s not you it’s-a-me mario

loubehazza:

if the big announcement is not that all of their tattoos are temporary i am gonna kms

1d-making-me-horany:

The First Ever Tweets by One Direction

Niall’s tweet is fucking mess. I love it. 

shoutout to my boyfriend in the hospital with a severe case of non existence